Peter Bradshaw puts Milo through Hitchens test

Guardian film critic Peter Bradshaw whittles down to size Bill Maher's... um-what's-that-you-say? comparison of the anti-Carlin to Christopher Hitchens in his musing I put Milo Yiannopoulos through the Christopher Hitchens test. He failed. How would Maher ever think to associate the one with the other? The label of provocateur by which I associate, then separate, MY with GC? Perhaps. However, I think my conflation/deconflation is more apropos since GC used his provocations as both means to earn a living (as does MY) as well as to make well-reasoned points (MY? Hmmm...). For CH, the role of provocateur is a side-effect of his pursuits, although I won't deny that he used the notoriety to advance his career and amplify his celebrity, but it's fundamentally different.  CH is more like Patrick Buchanan, willing to bloody his knuckles for what he believes in, and if get gets a rep, so much the better. MY is like someone who wants to go down in history for delivering the best The Aristocrats joke.

Maher's association of MY and CH may have been hinted at by an unintended consequence of what I perceive to be a trend toward "narrative journalism" in favor of traditional reportage in the front lines of the press. Whereas we know the issues associated with the story becoming more important than the facts (cf. George Packer's The New Yorker takedown of Rolling Stone), there seems to be a blurring of what's op-ed, what's genuine analysis, what's gumshoe reporting, and what's just saying whatever to make a buck. If you can no longer tell just by looking at the headline, then it's all one and MY is just as much a "journalist" as CH, George Packer (op cit), Dexter Filkins, David Halberstam, Sy Hersh, and HL f'in Mencken.

Compare Hitchens to Mencken and Milo to Bob Saget, but the men associated by "to" should not be in the same category as the men from which they are separated by "and". I won't link, just google Saget Aristocrats. 

Milo Yiannopoulos is not George Carlin

Milo Yiannopoulos is not George Carlin.

GC might have been wrong about the Columbus/Indian affair, but he knew how to know his audience.

Nuff said!

Make America Sane Again: 4th Estate, it starts with you

Laugh or cry? I won't go over all of the greatest hits in Heather Wilhelm's The Media's 'Me Party' over at NR, but her citation of Thomas Friedman saying on MSNBC that the Russian hacking was a 9/11 scale event, and even a Pearl Harbor scale event.

Wow.

That's hyperbolic AM talk radio level hyperbole, there. I'm not going to google it. I'm sure she's not going to (horribly) misquote Friedman, and it sounds like it's pretty hard to take it out of context, so I'm going to refrain from my instinct of fact checking in this instance and trust Ms Wilhelm, because I think I might spontaneously combust if I watched it. If he would just come out and say "I'm, you know, like the Milo Yiannopoulos of the Davoise", I'd feel so much better.

Even with the understanding that the Russians were up in our business -- quite frankly I would find it improbably that weren't -- I haven't heard of anything that's radically foundation shaking or fundamentally changes the dynamic between the nations. Fake news, turns out, is a pretty good propaganda technique. I only hope it doesn't blow up our enormously effective real news propaganda.

Dadgumit.

And about the hacking. Yes, it's terrible. But, cracking a weakly-secured server and leaking out what should have probably been leaked by a reputable staffer hardly equals destroying a fleet in harbor and drawing a nation into a world war. I don't know if the Dems are ever going to figure out what ails them. Blaming the Russians ain't gonna do it.

Deep State does not require conspiracy

David Graham of The Atlantic has written a piece about the Deep State generically, but also how it's operating here. Now here's the thing. Deep State does not require conspiracy. Sure, you can do conspiratorial Deep State, I suppose. But all it really requires is bureaucracy. Throw in some partisanship and wanting to keep your GS ratings and benefits, and poof! Deep State! No conspiracy, no malice aforethought, no Evil Genius required.

Think about it this way. If "the mission" is good, then the "bureaucracy" is good, and everything should be done to grow the bureaucracy because that will better support the mission. However, at some point, the acquisition of resources to support the mission comes into competition with the mission itself. How much time do Representatives represent versus how much time they raise money to get reelected so that they may represent? I don't know the breakdown, I know that I have heard Representatives and Senators alike complain about how much time and energy they and the bureaucracies under them have to spend on fund raising.

Maybe the founding fathers were onto something with this limited government thing.

Leaks! (And whatever's coming next) It's a conspiracy!

No, it's not. The nine current and former officials who leaked, or perhaps in light of what's happened, made anonymous allegations gussied up as a leak are much more likely just an indication of widespread fear and loathing. If you're going to have a conspiracy, especially in the IC, it has to be small, because the rank and file are myriad, and for the most part (more than you find in most other places, in my experience) remarkably talented and patriots in the best sense. Sure, they have partisan opinions, but that's not something that they don't let affect their work and focus on the mission (though they should probably start turning of the TVs in the halls, LOL). It's as you start climbing up the rungs toward the Director's office that you start to see politics. The nicer the suit, the more the askance the covert looks.

If you're at a family reunion and an interloper comes in a makes a disparaging remark about the clan, no one will wait for a deliberation to respond. There may be some little collaboration here and there, but there is no conspiracy.

Flynn resigns part deux: when you're partly wrong, you're partly wrong

Now, I don't mind being wrong. When you're trained in the hard sciences, you recognize that being wrong is inevitable, but good if you learn that you are and the thing that is right. Now, the other thing is that you're more really rightish, which is right minus wrongish. The Earth is round, but a special kind of round where the circumference is greater than a loop through a meridian. A day last's 24 hours. Yes, but not exactly. And things like that are always changing.

So, in light of that, I'm going to do to things, based on what I heard on NPR today (I should find a link for that), officials in the IC have confirmed that they've been keeping an eye on Trump's associates' contacts with sundry Russian folk, including Flynn, and so far they haven't turned up anything untoward. This supports what the FBI said back in January, and re-reading my original prediction, what's happened a bizarro world melange of the two alternatives: Flynn resigned over nothing illegal, but because the administration couldn't figure out how to deal with the trolling of some folks in the IC, the press, and possibly the White House staff itself and others in the Administration. So, not wrong, but wrongish. I'll jump on the grade inflation bandwagon and give myself a B+. Not a good sign for the Administration to take something that should have been easily dealt with (declassify transcripts, release them and come up with a single, official position and circulate to all, and finally, and most importantly, don't lie to Pence or hang him out to dry) we're not even a month in. That's making my real first prediction look better and better, for whatever that's worth.

Preamble to the Constitution of the United States of America (or any other country for that matter)

No form of government in its administration, legislation, or adjudication through its sundry processes shall cause in the course of a federal election allow to come into being a pants shitting terror result, but shall require that all constitutionally lawful decisions be made as close to the aggrieved parties as possible in the governmental hierarchy.

Goddamnit.

This is a very federalist idea, very much in line with the idea of subsidiarity (don't believe all the EU bs on the Wikipedia page). I like my "pants shitting terror" turn of phrase, but I don't think it would make a constitutional cut.

Aggrieved, on the other hand... no one should say anything unless they are personally damaged. Who loves who? None of my business... it does not involve me, nor anyone else outside the consenting parties. I will admit contracts -- no breach of contract without cause.

Try to write a preamble to the Constitution. Hard work! (DJT tweeted that BTW (fake news)).