Bill Occam Knows Nothing

Two Kings The King of Madagao, being engaged in a dispute with the King of Bornegascar, wrote him as follows: “Before proceeding further...

The Ingenious Patriot Having obtained an audience of the King an Ingenious Patriot pulled a paper from his pocket, saying: “May it pleas...

I must admit I have been mistaken, as I thought the question of mustaches had been long settled in the minds of men. It seems this is not tr...

... or is he the next Prince or David Bowie? How does that guy lose office? They have secret police to keep Putin from killing bystanders or...

Who is that scary looking cackling nut-job? I don't know, but it's apparently running for office. Republicans who can't avoid ...

The Blotted Escutcheon and the Soiled Ermine A Blotted Escutcheon, rising to a question of privilege, said: “Mr. Speaker, I wish to hurl...

The Crimson Candle A man lying at the point of death called his wife to his bedside and said: “I am about to leave you forever; give me,...